I was asked to be the best man in a wedding. I’m not joking. My long time bff Greg finally met his match and was putting her on LOCKDOWN. More on that later. About 8 or 9 years ago we made a drunken promise that we would be in each others wedding. Greg would wear [ Read More ]
A 3yo + The Nintendo Wii + Ice Age 2 The Meltdown Game = A slow, tantrum filled, whiny mess. Every flippin’ night. I admit, it was interesting in the beginning. But then we beat the game. Then we beat it again. And again. And another time just for good luck. And holy shit we [ Read More ]
Her shirt says “I Love Grandma.” What it should say is “I Love Waking You Up At 5am, Then Biting Off Half Your Nipple” I’m still breastfeeding, but its coming to an end probably pretty soon. The baby vulture like teeth, capable of tearing flesh are coming in on top. She already has the two [ Read More ]
Being a one income family sucks sometimes. Being a one income family that is commission based, royally effing sucks ALL the time. My grandma likes to tell me how easy it was in her day. She still has all her bank books. These nifty little leather bound books that they wrote down every little penny [ Read More ]
I suck at money management. It used to be if I had $5 in my account and two weeks until payday – I’d buy a Latte. A quad venti that costs $5.60 and I would dig for the extra sixty cents in change. That’s the way I roll. I suck. I’ve gotten better as I [ Read More ]
My friend Barb who is pretty hilarious and awesome woke up one day and decided she was leaving the great rainy state of Washington for Chicago. This is the letter of resignation she turned in at her job. Farewell! Three weeks is the day. I’m off to Chicago! I’m off and away! I’ve got gas [ Read More ]
My brother has been gone now for 2.5 years. It seems like FOREVER. Most people know and have heard through random channels that Evan is no longer with us. But there are the few that haven’t heard or new people that I meet that just don’t know. Which is fine, it’s not like I have [ Read More ]
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