I’m a living legend, those stories you heard, probably true. I do stupid things, but create the best memories. And sometimes, my stupid ideas turn into the best ideas ever. Like a beer chugging contest when I was 23, at 1:40am on Halloween night, in a club, dressed as a 40 year old Divorce e’. Thats where I met my amazing and wonderful hubby. But other things, like taking on the 7 Deadly Wing Challenge is purely a dumbass idea. That I did anyway. Yes, I was choking on fire. But the ring sting the next day was the worse.
I have a potty mouth and tend to drink… a lot. Of Bourbon. Beer. Vodka. Whiskey. Wine. In that order. Usually the same night.
I’m a stay at home mom trying to figure out what that means. I have two kids. A 3.5 year old boy and an infant daughter. They team up on me regularly. Sanity is SO overrated. I am not one of THOSE moms that wear real clothes, have pretty hair or wear jewelry not made out of macaroni and glitter. We live with my mom, which is the Best. Thing. Ever. sometimes
My little brother Evan died on 12/6/08. I talk about him often.
