About Me

I’m a living legend, those stories you heard, probably true. I do stupid things, but create the best memories. And sometimes, my stupid ideas turn into the best ideas ever. Like a beer chugging contest when I was 23, at 1:40am on Halloween night, in a club, dressed as a 40 year old Divorce e’. Thats where I met my amazing and wonderful hubby.  But other things, like taking on the 7 Deadly Wing Challenge is purely a dumbass idea. That I did anyway. Yes, I was choking on fire. But the ring sting the next day was the worse.

I have a potty mouth and tend to drink… a lot. Of Bourbon. Beer. Vodka. Whiskey. Wine. In that order. Usually the same night.

I’m a stay at home mom trying to figure out what that means. I have two kids. A 3.5 year old boy and an infant daughter. They team up on me regularly. Sanity is SO overrated. I am not one of THOSE moms that wear real clothes, have pretty hair or wear jewelry not made out of macaroni and glitter. We live with my mom, which is the Best. Thing. Ever. sometimes

My little brother Evan died on 12/6/08. I talk about him often.

5 thoughts on “About Me

  1. The stupid things in life are sometimes the best – out of bounds of where the rules are – is where we live our lives to the fullest – or we learn where to not tread.

    I know how it feels to lose someone you love, its like skipping a heartbeat, you will never get used to the feeling of the loss, only numb to it – but life goes on… bear this; the one lost would want you to count every heartbeat that goes on.. without such there would be none.

  2. I follow you on twitter and I enjoy reading your tweets! Very funny! I just now visited your website and I love your stories lol:) You inspire me to be more positive and to consider having kids, ahaha! Yea , I get scared thinking about having children but when I read some of your stories i hear the joy of being a mom. Thanks:)

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